ThereisatowninMaineIdlikearoom.
WelcometoStorybrooke.
WhereeverystorybookcharacteryouveeverknownIstrappedbetweentwoworldsAnevilqueensentabunchoffairytalecharactershere.
Andnowtheydontrememberwhotheyare.
VictimsofapowerfulcurseEverythingyoulove,everythingallofyoulove,willbetakenfromyou.
Onlyoneknowsthetruth,andonlyonecanbreakherspell.
Itsyourdestiny.
Youregonnabringbackthehappyendings.
Youenjoyyourstay.
OnceUponATimeS01E03SnowFallsHyah!Whatdoyouthinkoftheview,mydear?Iveseenbetter.
Thisistakingforever.
Itoldyouthetrollroadwouldvebeenquicker.
Andfarlessbumpy.
Areyouevenlisteningtome?Yes,ofcourseIam.
Whoa!Whoa!Nowwhat?Mlord!Worrynot.
Itsbutafallentree.
Fellows,shallwe?Mlordwhatisit?Lookatthesemarkings.
Thistreedidntfall.
Itsbeencut.
Itsanambush.
Aah!Aah!Helpme!Hyah!Hyah!Hyah!Showyourface,youcoward!Youreagirl.
Woman.
Youcanthidefromme!Whereveryouare,Iwillfindyou!Um,wherewerewe?Uh,somethingaboutyouwanting15kids?Oh,goodlord,no.
Imeantinmyclass,whereIteach.
Youllmeetthemtomorrow.
Theyrecomingtothehospitalaspartofthevolunteeroutreachprogram.
Oh,yeah,thatisagreatprogram.
Imean,obviouslyIdontwantI-Imean,notthatIdontwantkids.
Ido.
Iwantkids,marriage,truelove.
Iwantitall,butthat,ofcourse,isWildlyinappropriateformetodiscussonafirstdate.
Hmm?Ruby?Yes,MaryMargaret?Check,please.
Hey.
Youokay?Oh,intheworldoftightspotsIvebeenin,crashinginmycardoesntevenrankinthetopten.
Youresleepinghere?TillIfindaplace.
Youdecidedtostay.
ForHenry.
Yeah.
Iguess.
Thistowndoesntseemtohavemanyvacancies.
None,actually.
Isthatnormal?Mustbethecurse.
Whyareyououtsolate?Well,Imateacher,notanun.
Ihadadate.
Fromthelooksofthings,itwentwell.
Aswellastheyeverdo.
Tellmeheatleastpaid.